sooo, i haven’t done one of these things in a while.
20 things about me – you may or may not know.
1. i’m terrified of scorpions more than probably anything else EVER.
2. i have huge crushes on more girls than boys. i’m not sure why! but i’m head over heels in love with jenny lewis, neko case, emily blunt, zooey deschanel, mila kuniz, reese witherspoon, lauren conrad…okay i’ll stop. you get the point.
3. i’m a huge perfectionist psycho and i like to make everyone around me think i’m perfect. is it working?
4. my parents are my original best friends. no matter what else happens, i would drop anything for them. family is forever.
5. i think binge drinking is awful and i’d really prefer to drink beer and eat a burrito. i’m sorry, unlike the rest of the female population, i DO NOT like cranberry and vodka.
6. i’m obsessed with the way that braids look, but i am so terrible at braiding that it’s embarrassing. if i could change anything about myself, i’d have much more talent in the hair/makeup department.
7. i feel like i appreciate little things a lot more than a lot of other people my age. i don’t need a lot, the littlest things can get me excited and happy. honestly, let’s go to aerie during a sale or listen to maroon 5 or watch all that on nick at night, and i’ll be as happy as a clam.
8. i’ve gotten really screwed over in friendships. i’ve had so many “best friends” who don’t even care about me and i have really bad trust issues as a result. i think girls are truly just SO mean, and it’s hard to be friends with people when i care so much for them and it’s a struggle to not expect too much out of people anymore.
9. i’ve never been broken up with because i don’t trust boys and i’m always one foot in, one foot out of relationships.
10. my favorite beer is “pretty things baby tree” simply because of the name. it’s also like, 10% alcohol so after 2, i’m done! which is fine by me.
11. my ultimate dream is to be 120 pounds and be 5’4″. must be nice to be able to wear any random pair of pants you find in a store, have every dress be long enough, and be able to find shorts that are TOO LONG and to be able to roll them up.
12. i’ve changed almost completely in the past 2 years. i can’t believe how many of my beliefs are completely OPPOSITE. it’s crazy how life does that!
13. honestly, all i want out of life is to get a teaching position and rent an apartment and get out of pennsylvania. that’s it. i don’t care about a perfect husband, or a white picket fence, i want OUT of my hometown. is that so much to ask for? please hire me.
14. i hate mean people. SO MUCH. i hate when people use sarcasm to make other people feel bad, and when they put other people down to make themselves feel better. i know a lot of people who really could use a few more manners and a good talking to about this subject. it makes me sad that people can be so mean and think nothing of it.
15. i’m NOT a good dancer. going to clubs is fun to me, but not so i can like, dance seriously with guys or ANYTHING like that. i truly think i’m one of the most awkward people in the world. but i have NO shame. if i’m having a good time, that’s all that matters.
16. i hate winter. i mean, nothing is more of a buzz kill than walking outside and having it be 19 degrees. at least that’s my opinion. i’m not a fan of 90 degrees either, but at least then you can get a tan.
17. i want a dog more than anything. as soon as i move out of my parents house, i’m a buying a huge dog. and i’m pretty sure i’m naming him jimmy after jimmy rollins. ahh can’t wait!!!
18. i’m jealous of the girlfriends who are so obsessed with their boyfriends and like, would never think of breaking up with them because they’re just so in love. i wonder what that’s like. i would NEVER know. that’s just not me. ugh. but i really REALLY wish it was. it’s just a personal issue, i think.
19. i think i should be a rapper. i mean, i really love rap music and i learn the words to songs really fast! this is serious. i mean, i might not look like a typical rapper but this can all be worked out i’m sure.
20. my favorite color is off-white. it used to be brown, but whatever, now it’s now. is off-white even a color? probably not. oops!
