“do you need a ride to the hospital, for that THIRD DEGREE BURN?” “did you just eat that whole sandwich?” “GAY-O-WULF.” “let me poke you in the butt, i’ll show you whats up.” “puhhhhh…….uhhhhhhhhh……OWNED.” “tryin to catch me ridin dirty, coppers?” “do you have that in xxl? (tank?)” “what are you listening to again. ‘space jam. the remix w/ method man, pussy.'” “MADE MY NIGHT” “i know you did NOT just THROW that spool of FUCKING THREAD at me” “defense doesn’t get touch downs, assface.” “dont call me bra anymore, i’m not a guy. call me bra-lina.” “that guy with the ice cream cone just licked his lips at me” “alaina you hair looks really good dirty and teased and WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT” “cover you boobs up. i think they’re looking at me. creep.” “what do you think of interracial couples? once you go white, you’ll think “DAMN. THIS SHIT IS TIGHT!” “‘what do you think of these shirts?’ ‘they look terrible’ ‘EW SICK.'” “you ain’t got shit on me, because i’m from another country” “so fresh and so clean = so suspended and so screwed.” “you know you’re fat when youre at bk on thanksgiving. pass me the hashbrowns.” “‘i really can’t afford this.’ ‘you can’t afford anything. those underwear are real cute though.'” “BALLLLLLINNNNN. i’m buying that cd.” “did he just say the cu- word? this is officially my favorite movie.”

idk what i’d do without chip and dip friday nights, mall trips on flat tires, and friends who aren’t too gay to be my bests. loveu. :0)